The Italian Ambassador is sat a bar. He leans over and asks the barmaid for a "quickie".
The man next to him turns to him and says, "No sir, it's pronounced 'quiche'".
stupidly, I decided to research this story a little further. And of course thisisbristol had run a story about Faruk's appointment, which seemed pretty balanced, but of course, I couldn't resist checking out the comments section, only to find the dregs of Bristol's inhabitants trolling away, exclaiming the loss of Great British culture, and bemoaning political correctness gone mad. My fault of course, why do I ever bother with that tired old hate rag?
As to Faruk, I know nothing of the man, but I wish him luck and hope he brings good vibes to Bristol