In the second of an occasional series, here is a collection of some choice conversations overheard on the streets of Bristol.

“I had to put a note in my colander saying this is mine, not yours, don’t use it.”
Watershed

“I have absolutely no interest in becoming computer literate.”
Number 54 bus

“What’s the difference between a barn and a farmhouse?”
College Green

“I was wondering whether to buy an auburn beehive and cut bits of it.”
Clifton Village

“I’m famous in Hungary.”
Stokes Croft

“I’d love to make myself some massive pants.”
College Green

“I do love charity. I absolutely love charity.”
Watershed

“Twins are you? Same star sign then?”
Number 8 bus

“I turned into a little pillow. I didn’t plan it that way.”
The Dings

“I had to walk through a field of cows and then climb up a tree. I told him that’s just not on.”
Hartcliffe